Why do computer hate me?

Seriously, why do computer hate me? I am nice to them and even love them, but they always seem to freeze up or do something stupid at the absolute wrong time. Today whie taking a midterm, I was tpying away on the computer in the computer lab on my first essay question when my computer froze. I was frustrated. Stupid computer interperted my thoughts. I walk over to the professor and told her about the problem. She told me to log on onto another computer and continue typing and we will figure out what to do with the first half of my content later.

Well, that would have been great if i could log on to the other computer. Time is ticking away and I can't even log on. Really?

So finally after talking to my professor again, we figure out the problem and I am able to log on to another computer.

So basically a big chunk of my midterm time is gone and i only have half an essay written. Time ran out and I still am missing half an essay. After trying to fix the problem, we decide that it is better if I just retype the first portion. So I do and finally finish! YIPEE!!!!

Nope, another problem comes around. It won't print! Really now? What did I do to this computer to reserve this? Computer hate me for some reason and I can't figure out why.

This by far was the most stressful midterm ever. And I studied too. Computers make things so much more complicated. I love my computer and computers in general, I just wish it would one day love me in return.